I am a damn
good driver.
I have always
had this secret dream of going to professional driving school and learning how
to be a stunt driver or something. I really like driving my car. Those of you who have ridden with me can
attest that behind the wheel I am erratic but competent.
I have only
gotten two speeding tickets and both times were from one of those van people
with the cameras, so they were dismissed. I feel that traffic camera tickets
are such copout because if I’m gonna get a ticket, you damn well better get off your ass and chase me down!
Anyway,
driving is a very zen activity for me. It can be very, very frustrating
sometimes, but I have been learning to ignore bad drivers and turn on country
music instead. Because it is physically
impossible to be angry while singing along to Taylor Swift. (Let the stream of angry naysayers begin.)
Challenge to
my Readers:
Enjoy your
drive today. Feel good about getting from point A to point B without causing a
major accident or without spilling your coffee in your lap.
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