I
have the most awesome roommate in the whole wide world.
I’ve
had some…interesting roommates in the past. All of my previous roommates were
perfectly nice people, but none of them will reach the awesomeness of Madison.
For
one thing, she looks like a mermaid. A f*cking mermaid, people!
I live with a
goddamn Disney princess. Who slays zombies….and sometimes dresses like a
zombie. I regularly wake up to her singing her actions: “Puttin’ on my makeup!” She drives an Isuzu Hombre with a mustache
on the hood!
My roommate is sassy and beautiful and fabulous.
She’s also one of the smartest people I
know. She thinks deep thoughts and shares them with us in the apartment.
Sometimes we stay up late just talking for hours. She’s a straight A student
who is paying for her own college. At her job, she works hard and stays sassy
at all times.
I
could go on for hours about how cool my roommate is, but honestly I would
rather spend time with her than write about her. So I’m gonna go do that, right
now.
Yeah!
Challenge
to my Readers:
Appreciate
your roommates. Living with people can be really hard, especially if your
personalities clash. But if you find the things about each other that you love
and focus on those things, you’ll find a way to make it work.
Or
not. There are some people you just can’t live with.


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